Sunday, November 26, 2006

Take my life, please!

After a delightful period of being able finally to post comments on others' blogs, a brief, non-intimate encounter with Vicus and Ms. Kindness at her blog brought back a wonderful tale by Jackie Mason.

So, in close paraphrase:

[Frank Sinatra saved my life. One night at the Sands, four guys started beating and kicking me within an inch of my life. Just when I thought I was going to die, Frank walks by and says, "That's enough, boys."]

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG Fronty! Laughing out loud!

More intelligent comment to follow.

1:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you seriously thinking about having me kicked to within an inch of my life?
A tad harsh.
But you are by no means the first.

4:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspirational! I think I just found my quote of the day.

6:52 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Actually, Vicus, I kind of saw you more as the one holding the cigarette and tumbler of gin

7:43 AM  
Blogger Divian said...

No, I'm holding the gin...and the vodka...and the rum...and the wine...and the charddonnay...heck, I'll be the one running the bar.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Then cut Frankie off, Awaiting, before he starts the same on ol Joey Bishop

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL FN.

Well, I'm glad to hear that you've landed on your feet.

8:14 PM  

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