Friday, December 29, 2006

And a wonderful new year's present for the National Command Authority and chief Decider . . .

I'm sure Dubya is thrilled to be as revered as Nixon was 32 years ago . . . (here)


U.S. President Ranks as Top Villain and Top Hero of 2006
America in No Doubt of 2006’s Celebrity Role Models – Oprah Regaled as the Best; Britney Declared the Worst
DULLES, Va.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--A new poll from The Associated Press and AOL News has discovered that Americans are torn in terms of their perception of President George W. Bush and his performance in 2006. When asked to name the past year’s biggest villain, Bush was far and away the #1 choice, commanding 25% of the vote, distantly trailed by Osama Bin Laden (8%), Saddam Hussein (6%), President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran (5%), North Korean leader Kim Jong II (2%) and Donald Rumsfeld (2%). Satan only took in 1% of the vote, as did Hugo Chavez, Tom Cruise, Dick Cheney, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry and Rosie O’Donnell, among others.
On the flipside, Bush also claimed the top spot when Americans were asked to name the year’s biggest hero, but with only a trifling 13% of the vote.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Satan is really pissed now. He's vowed to take one Seventies Celebrity per week until we make him the Supreme Villain again.

Kris Kristofferson, watch your back.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Zig said...

Happy New Year Fronty

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Zx

2:03 PM  
Blogger Metro said...

Wow--who ever figured the son of his greatest enemy would make Saddam a hero and a martyr to so many of his people?

Every year brings another name to cross off my "If I ever get that undersea base finished and steal a bunch of nuclear missles" list.

On the plus side, at least I now have enough space for the entire Bush Redux cabinet.

5:54 PM  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Ziggi,

A savant tangerine?

12:24 AM  
Blogger Zig said...

a carrot!




HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAAGGHHHH

Going back to the padded room now - byeee

12:57 AM  
Blogger Alex Pendragon said...

I sincerely hope that this period in history is not remembered as much for the fact that Bush became and remained president than for the fact that we, the American people, made it all possible.

If ever a people needed a collective bitch-slap, it was us.

Stay tuned when we solve the immigration issue by annexing Mexico..........

12:37 PM  

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